Pentathlete Profile: Brendan Boundy

Editor's Note: In honor of the upcoming inaugural Daniel Feehan Pentathalon - a grueling three-day athletic competition testing some of the nation's best and brightest in the fields of Jenga, Texas Hold 'Em, Frisbee Golf, Foosball and Ping Pong - Ideelz, in conjunction with the event's namesake, is publicizing the vital stats of each competitor as part of an ongoing series. The event is to pop off Feb. 16-18, 2008 in Belton, Texas.




Pentathlete #4: Brendan "Doubting Thomas" Boundy
Hails from: The District of Columbia, The Philly, The Newtown Square, PA

Get to know Brendan...

By Day: Brendan is a whip for the party, the pants party, the party in his pants.
By Sport: Crew, Gerrymandering

Pentathletic Strengths: Brendan fouls really hard on the basketball court to compensate for shortcomings in skill. This may not translate to the pentathlon, but watch your knees.

Professed weakness: Brendan sucks.

Intangibles: Brendan's lankiness is an unknown, whether it will help our hurt his efforts or lack of effort.

Quotable Brendan: "Watch your knees."


Did you know?: Brendan's recent Obama campaign contribution was rejected because of his romantic links to a "pimped out" Chelsea Clinton.