Every publication everywhere should endorse a presidential candidate. It's fun!
Money in the mouth:
Republican candidate: Mike Huckabee - Once fat and funny, now funny. Hard to beat that.
Democratic candidate: Barack Obama - If he added an apostrophe in there and had been born a mere matter of centuries earlier, I'd be reading about him in Wars of the Irish Kings. He's a little lean, but looks like he could handle a rapier. Plus: he makes young people crap their pants in excitement.
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