Pentathlete Profile: Steve Thomas

Editor's Note: In honor of the upcoming inaugural Daniel Feehan Pentathalon - a grueling three-day athletic competition testing some of the nation's best and brightest in the fields of Jenga, Texas Hold 'Em, Frisbee Golf, Foosball and Ping Pong - Ideelz, in conjunction with the event's namesake, is publicizing the vital stats of each competitor as part of an ongoing series. The event is to pop off Feb. 16-18, 2008 in Belton, Texas.




Pentathlete #6: Steve "Even Keel" Thomas

Hails from: Buffington, Connecticut; Snobberton, Delaware; The Street.

Get to know Steve...

By Day: drifter
By Sport: Bandwagon Boston-area Teams, Cockfighting, Dueling

Pentathletic Strengths: Intimidation. Steve is equally intimidated by each event. Ergo, he is well-balanced.

Professed weakness: Steve is a sucker for Hillary Clinton speeches. They stir him so much that he will abandon task or team to listen to her.

Intangibles: Which Steve Thomas will show up? The raging alcoholic drifter, the disciplined mustachioed Academic, or the uncompromising neoconservative we've all grown to tolerate?

Quotable Steve: "When do we get the freakin' guns?"

Did you know?: Steve has successfully posed his way as a Georgetown student through 7 semesters.