Pentathlete Profile: Wade Greenlee

Editor's Note: In honor of the upcoming inaugural Daniel Feehan Pentathalon - a grueling three-day athletic competition testing some of the nation's best and brightest in the fields of Jenga, Texas Hold 'Em, Frisbee Golf, Foosball and Ping Pong - Ideelz, in conjunction with the event's namesake, is publicizing the vital stats of each competitor as part of an ongoing series. The event is to pop off Feb. 16-18, 2008 in Belton, Texas.




Pentathlete #5: Wade "Thunder" Greenlee
Hails from: Chicago, Tokyo, Central Tejas

Get to know Wade...

By Day: Wade herds cats in the US Army
By Sport: Cricket, Sand-Pounding, Hot Dog Eating (for enjoyment's sake, with relish)

Pentathletic Strengths: Wade is strong.

Professed weakness: After a beaning in Tokyo League Baseball in 2002, Wade can no longer speak English.

Intangibles: According to his trainer and the Mitchell report, Wade is fueled by liquid anger, injected intravenously. When confronted with this accusation, Wade smash camera.

Quotable Wade: (loosely translated) "Consider please honor in competletion. Feel Enjoy! Thanks four corporation."


Did you know?: Wade does the Super Bowl Shuffle to entice his wife, romantically speaking.